dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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