are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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