I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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