Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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