i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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