Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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