i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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