Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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