Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We are all done wearing pants today
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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