I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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