Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My penis needs a shock collar
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
