I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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