Will you blow on my dice?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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