My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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