Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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