That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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