Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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