You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
