elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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