so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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