You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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