So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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