Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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