What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
