Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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