She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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