I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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