I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
dude. I can hear the air.
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