C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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