"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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