jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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