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So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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