Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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