i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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