Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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