He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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