I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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