Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
