Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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