just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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