what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
