am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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