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(212): View more from New York

It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?

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(905): View more from Toronto

9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....

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(208): View more from Idaho

Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas

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(618): View more from Illinois

Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.

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(406): View more from Montana

Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail

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Houston we have a problem

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