We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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