I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize