I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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