Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
you never un-have a 4some
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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