We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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