no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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