ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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