That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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