If i come over, it means nothing
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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